funniest thing you said to someone when racing/beating them???
#281
Had a (what i thought was a nissan) lil turbo import bugging me tonight. Making me hear his BOV multiple times in town so I said "Interstate?" his passenger shook his head no(then why bug me)...I leaned out the window cuz they couldnt hear me and said "Yea I wouldnt want to if I was you either" haha he looked at me with nothing to say and i laughed and drove off...
#282
Several times I returned to the starting line after completing a race I won. My favorite line as I looked at their car setting motionless on the track near the starting line.
Sorry, I have a cell phone can I call someone or a tow truck?
Sorry, I have a cell phone can I call someone or a tow truck?
#283
Last weekend this kid in a honda with a body kit pulls up next to me an says "I got a car at home that would spank your ***" I replied "But you prefer driving that honda?" He didnt say **** after that. Next time a kid says that i got something better to say
"No thanks im not into that kinky ****!"
"No thanks im not into that kinky ****!"
Last edited by }Anti_Ricer_X{; 08-01-2007 at 03:28 PM.
#285
Originally Posted by kdogc5
car sounds nasty.......spinning at 70 wow.... need my boots.....with that set up please.....r u running snow tires????.....i am putting down 650+ to the ground 10 sec 1/4 mile and on dr not spinning at 70 with a 4k stall!!!!!!
cannot wait to see your times.....
cannot wait to see your times.....
Sounds similar to me except the drag radial part! Sumitimo 315s for the rears so no, I dont get traction. I think you need to look closer at my sig. You may have missed something. By the way the car is still in the build process. I would def say that 650 would barley be breathing for my setup. Dont be such a smartass.
#287
Originally Posted by six_string_wiz
Most of you have seen the movie Grandmas Boy.Hilariously dumb,almost classic.Anyways,the part where Grey Bush beats the kid at the frogger game and dudes goes"Yeah!!Your ***** weak!***** weak!..............Wizzeak!(high pitch)***** weak>
Well I have done that more than once.They probably dont think its funny,but it makes me laugh!Mostly to my friends though.
After we park and get out,ill usually bust that on the losing cars driver.It works best in a group of friends cause everyones laughing
Well I have done that more than once.They probably dont think its funny,but it makes me laugh!Mostly to my friends though.
After we park and get out,ill usually bust that on the losing cars driver.It works best in a group of friends cause everyones laughing
#288
One weekend night I was headed home from work on the interstate when I rolled up on a late '90s Cobra. We made probably 6-7 runs from a roll. Beat him every time. He followed me when I exited, pulled up beside me and rolled down his window:
HIM : "Damn that car is fast, especially on that last run! Did you spray the last one?!"
ME : "Spray the last one? No... I just downshifted."
The light turned green and I turned left. He stayed motionless at the light for about 5 seconds before he took off.
HIM : "Damn that car is fast, especially on that last run! Did you spray the last one?!"
ME : "Spray the last one? No... I just downshifted."
The light turned green and I turned left. He stayed motionless at the light for about 5 seconds before he took off.
#292
Ran a S/C Stang(95ish) with a 75 hit of Nitrous. He had supporting mods and higher gears. Ran him three times. Beat him everytime, He would start to walk out in first gear and then when he would shift to second Id still be in my first gear powerband walking past him. After that I pulled out hard to the end. About the third time I was getting bored and when we lined up the third time I was Like Are you Sure that thing is supercharged. This was in my 01 WS6 with Gutted Cats, Cutout, and Plugs and DR's.
#293
I raceed an 6.0 GTO with at least a catback, real cleen though anyway.... after pulling away from him about two different times the next time we stoped he said " I had tire shine on my wheels" i told him I heard it all now and thats bout it
02 Z28 just a bunch of bolt on randomness
02 Z28 just a bunch of bolt on randomness
#294
I was in the passenger side of my friends Ford Focus and he challenges a 96 Impala to a race. My friend is stupid and thinks its a taxi car. The guy says something about his after market guage pods. So I say, "yeah one of them is another oil pressure guage and the other is a clock" The guy laughed his *** off and effortlessly beat my friend. I embarrassed the **** out of my friend.