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Old 12-20-2007 | 11:44 PM
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V6 = Must be huge to be secure enough to drive, mostly gay
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
Formula WS6 = Aware of short comings, doesn't think anyone will connect him to a T/A's rep.
T/A = Small, must let everyone know it's a V8 and that he is a MAN
T/A WS6 = Tiny AND desperate, must flare other body parts to attract mate.

Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'

Unfortunately WS6 owners get the shaft. They mostly attract other males, much of the time V6 owners who are huge, and most of the time gay. You know where that ends up....

Dan

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Old 12-21-2007 | 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by highwaywonderland
The reason our cars come with big V8's is cause we need all that power to carry all that dick weight around
gotta remember that line.
Old 12-21-2007 | 04:14 AM
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lol, damn, my thread blew up, i dig it, lol...keep the **** comin guys...
Old 12-21-2007 | 04:39 AM
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I am hung like half a tic tac .. but i have a bunch of T/A's so that explains it
Old 12-21-2007 | 06:21 AM
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I always say "it may be small but 90 MPH makes one hell of a dent"
Old 12-21-2007 | 08:56 AM
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If my dick was any smaller it would be a *****.
Old 12-21-2007 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by GreenBlood
So i was on my way to Best Buy to day going down Irving Park road (for you Chicago people). I was minding my own business when this shitbox white avenger es (3.0 v6,222hp, automatic, looked bone stock, not even a fartcan) pulls right on my *** and rides it. I am already doing 55 in a 45 so I felt no need to speed up. I pass the traffic in the right lane and he goes flying around me WOT. I slow up to about 50 when he slams his brakes to get even with me, so I keep slowing down so that he can't. I am at about 30-35 now, and so is he and then he just nails. I figure god damn this guy is an *******. I punch it and proceed to put buslengths on him to about 90, laughing as I passed with my open cutout screaming. I get in the right lane and stop at the red light. My window was down as I was driving because its a beautiful day out. At the light, all of a sudden I hear some dude screaming hey at me. I turn and look, and he is all the way over in the left turning lane with his window down. I say "what". He's like you know what, I was like what. Then he said the funniest thing ever. "You know guys who drive Trans Ams have little dicks right." I looked at him and busted out laughing. I said "guess what." This is a Formula dumbass, so learn your **** before you make assinine (spelling) comments. Then I gave him a smirk and a thumbs up. He made his left turn all upset.

Just a funny story I thought I should share.

Guy looked like a hobo in his late 30s He was just as dirty as the car.
This is not intended to hurt any trans am driver's feelings. If i had it my way, I'd have an LS1 T/A right now...

LOL that made me laugh FORMULA !!!!
Old 12-21-2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by eddielb
yea we all know it's guy with trucks that have the small dicks... (hahahaha)
at least that's what my girlfriend said

When i bought this car, it came with a ***** MAGNET (Borat voice) built in !
Exactly why I bought an 04 Cobra. I heard this same rumor. Now my jank gets hung in the steering wheel when I drive the Terminator...exactly why it sits in the garage so much. Skeered of wrecking.
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Originally Posted by hurley_21_07
V6 = Must be huge to be secure enough to drive, mostly gay
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
Formula WS6 = Aware of short comings, doesn't think anyone will connect him to a T/A's rep.
T/A = Small, must let everyone know it's a V8 and that he is a MAN
T/A WS6 = Tiny AND desperate, must flare other body parts to attract mate.

Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'

Unfortunately WS6 owners get the shaft. They mostly attract other males, much of the time V6 owners who are huge, and most of the time gay. You know where that ends up....

Dan
I have a WS6
Old 12-21-2007 | 01:53 PM
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So do I...:o

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Old 12-21-2007 | 02:30 PM
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If people say guys with f-bodies have little dicks, think about what they say about us with corvettes......
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Originally Posted by CobraB8_ZO6
If people say guys with f-bodies have little dicks, think about what they say about us with corvettes......
They say inward dick to small to see a *****. LOL
Old 12-21-2007 | 02:39 PM
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your rite and it sucks sooo bad cuz the vettes pull so much ***** and cant even get it.......now that sucks!!!!!
Old 12-21-2007 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CobraB8_ZO6
If people say guys with f-bodies have little dicks, think about what they say about us with corvettes......
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we should all be glad we dont drive vipers at least

Old 12-21-2007 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by KyleLs1
we should all be glad we dont drive vipers at least

ROFLCAKES, thats hilarious, I haven't seen that one before.

People can be stupidly ignorant sometimes, but then again I drive a camaro so maybe the OP's on to something here
Old 12-21-2007 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by highwaywonderland
The reason our cars come with big V8's is cause we need all that power to carry all that dick weight around
Then I guess the reason the "T" top's are there for is when we need to swing or throw our dicks over our shoulders, That way we can drive.
Old 12-21-2007 | 07:15 PM
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I got a very similar response from a guy driving a 2001 Mustang GT a few years back. Got next to him and threw a rev, he must have known he couldn't keep up because he made a hand gesture with his finger and thumb real close together. First real ******* I had encountered while racing (or trying to).
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Originally Posted by hurley_21_07
V6 = Must be huge to be secure enough to drive, mostly gay
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
Formula WS6 = Aware of short comings, doesn't think anyone will connect him to a T/A's rep.
T/A = Small, must let everyone know it's a V8 and that he is a MAN
T/A WS6 = Tiny AND desperate, must flare other body parts to attract mate.

Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'

Unfortunately WS6 owners get the shaft. They mostly attract other males, much of the time V6 owners who are huge, and most of the time gay. You know where that ends up....

Dan
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