People with T/As have little dicks
12-21-2007, 07:52 PM
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I do the limp dick gesture sometimes when people are going 5 under the speed limit in the fast lane and wont clear out. Seems to work on both guys and gals. They either speed up and flip me off, or get out of the way and flip me off. Either way I get to work on time.
People who belittle other's man-hood probably have a nipple down there or something.
I must have a monster ****-star dick since I drive a busted up old Plymouth. I hate it when I floor it and accidentlly step on my rocks. I need another seat belt down there just to rein it all in. Third leg ***.
People who belittle other's man-hood probably have a nipple down there or something.
I must have a monster ****-star dick since I drive a busted up old Plymouth. I hate it when I floor it and accidentlly step on my rocks. I need another seat belt down there just to rein it all in. Third leg ***.
12-22-2007, 01:25 AM
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V6 = Must be huge to be secure enough to drive, mostly gay
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
Formula WS6 = Aware of short comings, doesn't think anyone will connect him to a T/A's rep.
T/A = Small, must let everyone know it's a V8 and that he is a MAN
T/A WS6 = Tiny AND desperate, must flare other body parts to attract mate.
Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'
Unfortunately WS6 owners get the shaft. They mostly attract other males, much of the time V6 owners who are huge, and most of the time gay. You know where that ends up....
Dan
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
Formula WS6 = Aware of short comings, doesn't think anyone will connect him to a T/A's rep.
T/A = Small, must let everyone know it's a V8 and that he is a MAN
T/A WS6 = Tiny AND desperate, must flare other body parts to attract mate.
Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'
Unfortunately WS6 owners get the shaft. They mostly attract other males, much of the time V6 owners who are huge, and most of the time gay. You know where that ends up....
Dan
12-22-2007, 02:44 AM
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Well i think this is all relative cause on my honeymoon my wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt so i stuck it in 3 times then punched her in the back of the head.Hey sometimes you gotta get creative!
12-22-2007, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 02T/A-WS6
actually come to think of it your theory makes sense because i have a 96 v6 firebird and a 02 t/a ws6 and i am stacked like a tuna can!!!! LMAO
12-22-2007, 01:54 PM
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That is freaking hilarious! I can't stop laughing to type! As far as the op is concerned this was a great start to a thread! I must have a tiny dick cause in high school i had a 84 jimmy lifted 4 inches on 35's and now i have my z28 and a 97 chevy z71! Oh well, guess i just have to go and bang my hott blonde girlfriend and put some more mods on my car.
12-23-2007, 02:14 AM
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I heard you thought you had a pubic hair, till you peed out of it.
I heard you type with your small pp and that's why you writes so funny: it won't reach all the buttons.
I heard you type with your small pp and that's why you writes so funny: it won't reach all the buttons.
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nice
12-26-2007, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jmdale1984
I mean, a 7.5" 10 Bolt in an LS1 Fbody, is kinda like a really hot chick with a stinky puss. You really wanna get on it, but then again, you really don't.
omg. . . i just pooped my pants. that is the best analogie ive heard for the rear haha wow some of the stuff we say on this site.
I mean, a 7.5" 10 Bolt in an LS1 Fbody, is kinda like a really hot chick with a stinky puss. You really wanna get on it, but then again, you really don't.
omg. . . i just pooped my pants. that is the best analogie ive heard for the rear haha wow some of the stuff we say on this site.
