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Old 04-05-2008, 09:06 PM
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im stopped at a red light and a dude in a limegreen 90ish mustang with a nos painted fire extinguisher on his a-piller pulls up next to me and wants to race. so i say lets go and he starts laughing at me bc i drive an auto and says "aww can someone not drive a stick" so i say back "nice purple unicorn on the back window" (he had a damn purple mustang on the back so i really think that he was a ) so i rev my engine and he revs his popping p.o.s and looks forward like hes the most focused person in the world like speedracer or something. the light turns green and i start ripping, tires spinning and im just killing it and so i look back at him. hes still at the light. HIS *** STALLED. and i almost crashed bc i was laughing so hard. so i guess he was talking about himself back at the light bc i know that i can drive one alot better than he can.
sorry that its not really a kill story i just thought it was funny
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Ha! Killed himself after that comment. Great story.
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******* domestic ricers...
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Originally Posted by Sarge_13
******* domestic ricers...
+1000. Speaking of domestic rice, I was out just before it got dark and had a newer style impala with a giant two-tiered wing on the trunk pull up beside me. People that stupid just need to have the crap kicked out of them.
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Originally Posted by matsarge
+1000. Speaking of domestic rice, I was out just before it got dark and had a newer style impala with a giant two-tiered wing on the trunk pull up beside me.
I had a New Edge V6 pull up to me with black flames very poorly painted on the hood and all the way down the side and the altezza tails and rev at me... I took off normally and beat him.
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Originally Posted by Sarge_13
I had a New Edge V6 pull up to me with black flames very poorly painted on the hood and all the way down the side and the altezza tails and rev at me... I took off normally and beat him.
i guess he didnt know that you had to have the flames painted on nicely to get the extra 5 hp.
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Originally Posted by my bandit
i guess he didnt know that you had to have the flames painted on nicely to get the extra 5 hp.
Not to mention the ******* MITSUBISHI sticker on the back window and on the trunk??!?
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Reminds me of an older Integra I saw at the track a few weekends ago. He stalled it off the line, cranked it up and dumped the clutch. Did a one wheel peel all the way through the 60ft. I think he ended up with a 20sec run... 1/8th mile.
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Originally Posted by Sarge_13
Not to mention the ******* MITSUBISHI sticker on the back window and on the trunk??!?
he sounds a little confused to me bc if im not mistaken ford makes the edge not mitsubishi
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Its so sad it makes baby jesus cry.

I mean I've stalled my car before... well not this one, the first week I ever drove stick back when I was 18 in my Cavalier.

How do you stall when racing especially? I could understand, at the very least, if it was a slow take off... but your REVVING the engine and letting the clutch out pretty quick LOL -- seriously wtf
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Originally Posted by my bandit
he sounds a little confused to me bc if im not mistaken ford makes the edge not mitsubishi
New Edge V6 Mustang= '99-'04
the ricer had mitsu badges all over it
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Originally Posted by Sarge_13
New Edge V6 Mustang= '99-'04
the ricer had mitsu badges all over it
ohh ok bc i know that ford makes the edge suv type thing. ok not i know what your talkin about. for some reason there are 2 types of mustang drivers. the v6ers who rice the **** out of there cars. (unlike the dd) and the v8ers who most of them are stuck on themselves
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Originally Posted by my bandit
ohh ok bc i know that ford makes the edge suv type thing. ok not i know what your talkin about. for some reason there are 2 types of mustang drivers. the v6ers who rice the **** out of there cars. (unlike the dd) and the v8ers who most of them are stuck on themselves
Just keep in mind, not all V6 Mustangs are riced out. Some are pretty damn quick
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i know im not going to disagree but thats the majority of the riced mustangs
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haha what a retarded, He stalled at the line, thats hella sad
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i know i wanted to turn around and laugh but i had to be somewhere and i didnt want to waste my time
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all I have to say is
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Originally Posted by matsarge
+1000. Speaking of domestic rice, I was out just before it got dark and had a newer style impala with a giant two-tiered wing on the trunk pull up beside me. People that stupid just need to have the crap kicked out of them.
Ive actually seen a moron in a Firebird. Who had a Wing you see mainly on Import car's. I literally put my head down and wanted to stop the guy & slap him. I mean, that **** doesnt even come close to looking as good as the stock look.
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I'm becoming immune to story's like this, not funny anymore ... although i'm sure i'd laugh my *** off if I had been there in person. It's kinda hard to believe stuff like this really happens but I know it does. I've seen a lot of riced out camaros round here, none were lime green though
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what a ******* moroooon!



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