Stupid new edge owner
01-03-2010, 01:45 PM
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Stupid new edge owner So ive known a guy with a 01 GT for a while now. Hes gotta be one of the dumbest people i have ever met.
his mods: UD pulleys, catback exhaust, TB, 315 nittos, 373 gears, and i think he has suspension. the car has gone 8.1 in the 1/8 with FULL SLICKS.
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My mods are in sig.
we were talking the other day, and i mentioned my car can go 0-60 in about 4.5 seconds on the street. its 5.1 stock and the car is def not stock any more plus i have iphone app dinolisious that measured it out to be 4.47 seconds to 60.
FIRST, he tells me in full of ****.. i pulled out my iphone and made his eat his words.
Second: he is trying to tell me that he can beat me to 60... i just laughed in his face. hes like, dude, ls1's are slow from a dig because of the tranny gearing, and they are heavy as hell. I even told him that with his mods, on the street running nittos, a STOCK ls1 with drag radials would beat him lol...
i tried to explain to him, that i have a STEEPER gear ratio then him, have proly over 100 hp on him, and over 1 litre of engine to work with. and he just tried telling me that his 373s will rip me... i just dont know wtf ppl are thnking these days
i went as far as telling him that ME starting in 2nd gear, would beat him to 120... and i also told him that i could rape his face to 60, and i would have busses by 100.
why are some people so stupid??
I just told him that my car is sitting out front ready to go and where hsi was, and he stated its in his garage with a dead battery. what a joker
not trying to sound cocky, but just venting. the gf is tired of hearing me make fun of this guy :/
anyone else have similar stories they would like to share of a complete toolbag?
his mods: UD pulleys, catback exhaust, TB, 315 nittos, 373 gears, and i think he has suspension. the car has gone 8.1 in the 1/8 with FULL SLICKS.
5speed
My mods are in sig.
we were talking the other day, and i mentioned my car can go 0-60 in about 4.5 seconds on the street. its 5.1 stock and the car is def not stock any more plus i have iphone app dinolisious that measured it out to be 4.47 seconds to 60.
FIRST, he tells me in full of ****.. i pulled out my iphone and made his eat his words.
Second: he is trying to tell me that he can beat me to 60... i just laughed in his face. hes like, dude, ls1's are slow from a dig because of the tranny gearing, and they are heavy as hell. I even told him that with his mods, on the street running nittos, a STOCK ls1 with drag radials would beat him lol...
i tried to explain to him, that i have a STEEPER gear ratio then him, have proly over 100 hp on him, and over 1 litre of engine to work with. and he just tried telling me that his 373s will rip me... i just dont know wtf ppl are thnking these days
i went as far as telling him that ME starting in 2nd gear, would beat him to 120... and i also told him that i could rape his face to 60, and i would have busses by 100.
why are some people so stupid??
I just told him that my car is sitting out front ready to go and where hsi was, and he stated its in his garage with a dead battery. what a joker
not trying to sound cocky, but just venting. the gf is tired of hearing me make fun of this guy :/
anyone else have similar stories they would like to share of a complete toolbag?
01-03-2010, 01:52 PM
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lol i believe it!! i told him we need to race beacuse he is tryin to sell his car. His excuse was "oh ok, ill break my car racing you, and then sell it. no thanks" im goin to keep buggin him and ill make sure to get it on video IF IF IF it ever goes down lol
01-03-2010, 06:01 PM
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you never know lol. i wouldnt talk **** until you actually race...
btw, the numbers in your sig, were they measured on an actual dynamometer or did you get them from that " dinolisious" app you mentioned?
btw, the numbers in your sig, were they measured on an actual dynamometer or did you get them from that " dinolisious" app you mentioned?
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01-03-2010, 10:56 PM
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also not to switch the subject or anything but when I used to drive my cobra I had about equal amounts or *******'s, gm and ford and even a couple of mopar people. I had a guy with a fully built termi at the track talk **** to me all night and day for literally no reason what so ever, even when he clearly knew he had a faster car, I guess he has to make up for a lack of something else? I've had c5 owners call my car ****, slow, and god knows what else to only put like 8 cars on them. It's a sad day when the retards with money buy nice things to either destroy or just brag about them but that's basically what it's come down to.
01-04-2010, 06:55 AM
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So he has a Mustang and an Edge? For a while I was reading this and thinking, "Holy crap, they have mods like that for Ford Edge's? Who would be stupid enough to soup up and Edge, and on top of that sell it at a loss? Now he's racing a Mustang and you won't answer questions to clear this up.
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01-04-2010, 09:35 AM
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So he has a Mustang and an Edge? For a while I was reading this and thinking, "Holy crap, they have mods like that for Ford Edge's? Who would be stupid enough to soup up and Edge, and on top of that sell it at a loss? Now he's racing a Mustang and you won't answer questions to clear this up.
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01-04-2010, 11:06 AM
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yes new edge being the type of mustang. and this car has gone 8.1 with just drag radials. its a mid 7 car with full slicks, just don't want to bust the rear... even with drag radials, its not like i wouldn't run him down in the 1/4... yes my numbers are from a dyno. and no i don't normally use the dynolisious app that often, but its decent enough for ballpark numbers. still what im getting at is the dbag talks smack then wont run...
01-04-2010, 07:25 PM
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8.1 1/8 Hes running alot more goodies if he ran that,most stangs with a 100 shot dont run that good,hes hiding something,a real good running ls1 with gears are lucky to run better than 8.50,something dont add up,but I would be scared.
