.....for ejaculating in passed out coeds mouth at a party. She did not like the pale ale and turned him into the cops.

If he would have just gone the extra step of punching her in the nose...He would have given her a 'Strawberry Shortcake'.


Story Here

 

Lol... strawberry shortcake? I thought is was a jelly doughnut!

 

Who comes up with the names of this **** lol

Pics of the girl..

 

LMFAO @ him getting busted because he told the victim about his crime.

 

lol greatness

 

What a retard!

 

No surprise...baylor is a joke.

 

I thought it was a peppermint swirl.

 

LOL thats all I can say to that.

 

what a dumbass....

now he gets to ***....



up before a judge.

 

I always heard it was a strawberry milkshake.

Friend of a friend said he thought about doing that to his girlfriend once. The passing thought was "I could be FAMOUS!". Probably best for all involved that he resisted that urge.


-Mike

 

budlight in plastic cups haha. this story is why i hate people my own age. they're all stupid, except me.....

 

I always called it a cherry danish.

 

His thought process:

"dude, i'm gonna skeet in her mouth while she's asleep and tell her about it the next day"



*next day*




if you're gonna do atleast don't tell the dumb broad lol damn.. he could've been fine. skeet on her face.. wipe it off.. lol himself to sleep.

 

 

x2 thats what I thought.

 

 

My Brother goes to Baylor I'll have to ask him what there teaching over there...

 

HAHA what a fail, I thought it was a peppermint swirl

 

Like daddy said "shoudda kept it in your pants!".