This is pretty cool and funny as hell as the story gets going...

Saw this on another forum and was hilarious. Unbelievable the way some people think...

You are only allowed to post 5 words, the trick is to make a flowing and coherant story.

So here goes:

I saw the mongrel crossing,

 

while rubbing oil on myself

 

he began to day dream

 

about a magical gay cruise

 

when he realized he actually

 

can't swim, has panic attack

 

begins to stroke himself gently

 

mongrel attacks oily fat man

 

i am fat and oily

 

so I thought I would

 

poke him while i continue

 

to kick him in the

 

*** but since he is

 

running down the race track

 

i might as well swerve

 

to miss the dead cat

 

but it was too late

 

splattered ***** every ******* where

 

i only got sloppy seconds

 

but then i went for