New Plan for the U.S. from Robin William's
09-09-2005 | 03:56 PM
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New Plan for the U.S. from Robin William's I like Robin's plan for the U.S.
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would sta! tion troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would sta! tion troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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09-10-2005 | 12:19 AM
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09-10-2005 | 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by stang killer
Its bad, but its the only way our problems are gona get solved.
That's just my stoned opinion though.
09-10-2005 | 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Morbid
That would actually start all KINDS of new ****. You talk about religious radicals now? Once they see the U.S. boarding up it's windows and posting a "Keep Out" sign - they'll go ape ****. You'll have every country wondering "Just what the HELL is the U.S. up to?"
That's just my stoned opinion though.
That's just my stoned opinion though.
09-10-2005 | 03:48 AM
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I hate to say it, but I agree.
We're always there for those in need, but when push comes to shove noone is willing to back us.
Even if they don't have the manpower to help, chances are VERY likely that they have the supplies/materials to lend a helping hand.
We're always there for those in need, but when push comes to shove noone is willing to back us.
Even if they don't have the manpower to help, chances are VERY likely that they have the supplies/materials to lend a helping hand.
09-10-2005 | 01:43 PM
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As stated above, is not written/authored by either Robin Williams or George Carlin.
Having personally worked with and knowing both of these people during a nearly twenty year career in the entertainment business, I can state without hesitation that this is not even close to their level or position of political perspective; both Carlin and Williams (like most of the entertainment industry) are both very devout liberal/socialist democrats. What is written above is the exact opposite of what the political left would support in any way, shape or form.
I however, strongly agree with it and would hope that it would be enacted. This will never happen because of the political left and organizations such as the ACLU.
Having personally worked with and knowing both of these people during a nearly twenty year career in the entertainment business, I can state without hesitation that this is not even close to their level or position of political perspective; both Carlin and Williams (like most of the entertainment industry) are both very devout liberal/socialist democrats. What is written above is the exact opposite of what the political left would support in any way, shape or form.
I however, strongly agree with it and would hope that it would be enacted. This will never happen because of the political left and organizations such as the ACLU.
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