Dumbest Person I Know
02-11-2008, 07:38 PM
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Dumbest Person I Know So I had someone I know just show up at my door last night. I do not like him, he is just someone who I went to HS with and always drops over at my house ever 6 months for who knows what reason. Well this time he had to show me his new 2006 GTO. It was in pretty good condition, with low mileage. But he has said a few things in his lifetime that make no sense and are just blatantly dumb. First off I asked why he didnt get a manual instead of the automatic. His lame excuse was that he looked everywhere and couldn't find one, and he even had to drive to Waco for this car(We live in NW Houston). So I decided to try my hand in finding a manual. The first dealership's website I looked at had 8 Manual GTO's and is roughly 15 minutes away from where he lives. To give you an understanding of how retarted he can be, one time he calls me and tells me his old stock LT1 Camaro just ran a 5 second quarter mile
................Yes I said that correctly. I made quite sure that he was talking about the quarter mile and he was very sure that it was. He is also the same person that told me his "uncle" was going to give him a one hundred thousand dollar camaro.......Im really sick of people that really don't know **** about what they are talking about and try to pretend they do to someone that actually knows about the subject.
Does anyone else on here have someone that consistantly does stuff like this?
................Yes I said that correctly. I made quite sure that he was talking about the quarter mile and he was very sure that it was. He is also the same person that told me his "uncle" was going to give him a one hundred thousand dollar camaro.......Im really sick of people that really don't know **** about what they are talking about and try to pretend they do to someone that actually knows about the subject. Does anyone else on here have someone that consistantly does stuff like this? 
02-11-2008, 08:05 PM
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ya... some idiot at my work has a v6 mustang. and says that he has a 03 stang at a shop with an ls7 sitting in it 
, got it out of his buddies 01 vette when he wrecked it 
Since when did an 01 vette have an ls7?
, got it out of his buddies 01 vette when he wrecked it Since when did an 01 vette have an ls7?
02-11-2008, 08:06 PM
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so it doesnt have any blue painting around the back liscense plate? ive ran into this one a few times in the past week around tomball and ive never seen it before.
02-11-2008, 08:07 PM
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At work we have this dumb *** porter that is alwyas saying stupid ****. One days he is a world class break dancer, another day he is a scout sniper for the Army and he set a trend here at the dealer and because of him we all wear leather coats.
The best thing just happened about 20min ago. He left to go pick up a cutomer in S. Austin around 4pm todayand he just got back. He said he got down to San Antonio and realized he went too far.
The best thing just happened about 20min ago. He left to go pick up a cutomer in S. Austin around 4pm todayand he just got back. He said he got down to San Antonio and realized he went too far.
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02-11-2008, 08:08 PM
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ya dude. I had a guy at work that told me and some of the other guys i work with that he had a 1923 indian motorcycle and a 192? model-t ford. He also hung out with Dale Earnhardt SR. at the Texas race in 2003?!? Do the math on that one! He also said he went to school with the guys from Pantera in McGregor Texas! LOL He was one of those guys that is thinking of something better than whatever you are telling him, while you're telling him. You could see it on his face when you were talking to him. Luckily he didnt last too long.
02-11-2008, 08:28 PM
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When I managed a Mercedes repair shop I swear to god at least once a month a customer would come in claiming to be "an ex-top fuel dragster crew chief". And I would always ask, "So why did you have to bring your car to us for servicing?" And it was always some fat guy with a piece of **** W123 or W201 chassis.
02-11-2008, 08:29 PM
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we had a guy up here a few months back that said he had an 01 dodge 3/4 ton diesel, 4x4...crew cab long bed with a chip and a turbo and he was doing 9 seconds in the 1/4 mile in 4wd, and he had a 68 camaro with a 572 bbc that was running alcohol and was just under 6 seconds. what the **** is wrong with people
02-11-2008, 10:24 PM
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some people are just patholigical liars, cant tell you how man kids from highschool i thought just needed to grow the **** up only to see them 5 years later and have them tell me a bunch of bogus bullshit again. some people its from chronic alcohol abuse, they have fried so many brain cells they actually believe the stories they are telling to make up for lost memories
02-11-2008, 11:17 PM
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damnit just deleted the biggest loser i met post.
Cliff notes.
In S.A. to see Gumball Cars.
Loser tells us he runs 4's, we LOL. I tell loser "rail car's run 4's" he says "yes", we LOL more.
Loser tell's us he smoked that car an hour earlier, points to purddy red car.
We say that car, loser says "yes". I say "the F50" loser says yea what ever it is. I say "the Ferrari F50", loser says "yes, smoked his ***". I realize loser had no idea what make or model that car is, my eyes roll and I go look for entrance to Alamo basement. My brother begins to make tard feel like tard.
15 mins later tard is getting into beat the f-up cougar with yellow unpainted body kit. we all LOL as loud as posible and point.
Cliff notes.
In S.A. to see Gumball Cars.
Loser tells us he runs 4's, we LOL. I tell loser "rail car's run 4's" he says "yes", we LOL more.
Loser tell's us he smoked that car an hour earlier, points to purddy red car.
We say that car, loser says "yes". I say "the F50" loser says yea what ever it is. I say "the Ferrari F50", loser says "yes, smoked his ***". I realize loser had no idea what make or model that car is, my eyes roll and I go look for entrance to Alamo basement. My brother begins to make tard feel like tard.
15 mins later tard is getting into beat the f-up cougar with yellow unpainted body kit. we all LOL as loud as posible and point.
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02-11-2008, 11:19 PM
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had some kid with this pos cutlass with a big block in it from the 80's or 70's, and he claimed to be able to beat ws6's from a dig...i asked how, he said, "oh cause my engine is bigger" he said this while sitting on a 15 inch tire.. when he peeled out from the lot i swear to god the dodge ram 1500 sitting on the car lot coulda raped him.. stupid people
stupid people 
02-12-2008, 12:52 AM
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This one dumbass porter at my work will always come and bother me telling me what latest car he just beat. Luckily though i caught him in a lie, because he said he beat a white ws6 the other night by 5 cars on the highway. What the dumbass didn't know was that I was the one driving MY T/A and my friend video-taped me getting buslengths on his stock 03 350z. We laughed at his *** for the rest of the day and he never comes in the shop anymore, always avoids me now haha.