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02-20-2007, 03:43 AM
#61
Originally Posted by staringback05
this didnt happen to my bird
but when i was younger i was at a party i saw a guy door ding the hell out of my s10....when he left the area, my intoxicated ***...kindly walked over and took a leak in his grill.....
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kinda immature, but i was young...and drunk
but when i was younger i was at a party i saw a guy door ding the hell out of my s10....when he left the area, my intoxicated ***...kindly walked over and took a leak in his grill.....
....kinda immature, but i was young...and drunk
Ha ha ha, that is just so good.
02-20-2007, 03:44 AM
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one night i was at my gf's house..some 1 had egged my car..i didnt see or hear it...didnt see it till the evening the next day!! ate the clear coat off...also her cat got into a fight with a possum LOL...(she lives in the middle of nowhere..king and queen county for those in virginia) so the damn thing bleeds and ****** alot..likes to sit on my car, got blood and puss all over it...doesnt like to come up...same cat, windows were down like 3 inches...clawd my car and my TINT to get into my window...and to top it all off..after working a double..10pm to 2pm, we had went to a hockey game that night and the parking spots in the deck were cornerd liked this / / i was so tired i didnt realize it and tried to back up strait next to my buddys truck..smacked the back right bumper..didnt dent or chip thank GOD..just took some paint off...the good part to all this..i plan on repainting soon, i have a new superhawk hood on the way and her cat is going to meet my 30-06 
02-20-2007, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by orangeapeel
How is this for bad. This happened to me at work. It took 2 tries to get out of this spot. The van got a good sized punch to the driver side door the next day.
Wow thats absurd! Did they scratch your car at all? Haha I would have done the same thing except it probably wouldnt have been a punch but a bat off the drivers side door.
02-20-2007, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by orangeapeel
How is this for bad. This happened to me at work. It took 2 tries to get out of this spot. The van got a good sized punch to the driver side door the next day.
02-20-2007, 12:16 PM
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Curb rash on my pass. rims, a hole in an integra pulled infront of me and 2 rims are cheaper than my insurance sky rocketing from rear ending someone. Rock chips on the front of the car and that one dig on the gas door.
02-20-2007, 12:49 PM
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Went to dinner with friends one night and tried to pull into a tight parking spot in the very corner of the parking lot. The spot was narrow to begin with- SUV on the left, and a concrete curb/median to the right. I took it at a bad angle and the curb on the right got caught under my car (im lowered, lol) by the time I was stuck on it I couldnt go forward or reverse without tearing it up some more that hurt to have to hurt my baby it drug AAAALLLLL the way down the right underside of my car. You could see it from standing 5 feet away.
Then one time at the Gas station I opened my door and hit the edge of it on those damn concrete or metal gas pump guards. put a decent chip in it. WTF?!?
Nothing Some good ole' touch up paint didnt fix.
Then one time at the Gas station I opened my door and hit the edge of it on those damn concrete or metal gas pump guards. put a decent chip in it. WTF?!?
Nothing Some good ole' touch up paint didnt fix.
02-20-2007, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by orangeapeel
How is this for bad. This happened to me at work. It took 2 tries to get out of this spot. The van got a good sized punch to the driver side door the next day.
02-20-2007, 03:17 PM
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This isn't really a "gay damage" story, but one night not long ago I had just parked in a walmart parking lot and was sitting in my car for a min. when this dude in a newer Honda or Toyota something pulls behind my car and sees it still runing and assumes I'm leaving. So I sit there wondering what hes doing because I'm not leaving he needs to find another spot. Well a min. goes by and I guess the car to the right of me leaves so he pulled into that spot all fast and pissed-off, and as he gets out of his car calls me a ******* *******, kind of under his breathe. This angered me, so I waited a few minutes for him to walk deep inside the stoor, took a huge **** in an empty cup, and chunked it all over his drivers side window, door, and DEF. door handle. Bonus points for the temp dipping just below freezing.
Needless to say, ******* owned.
Needless to say, ******* owned.
02-20-2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ell Ess Won
This isn't really a "gay damage" story, but one night not long ago I had just parked in a walmart parking lot and was sitting in my car for a min. when this dude in a newer Honda or Toyota something pulls behind my car and sees it still runing and assumes I'm leaving. So I sit there wondering what hes doing because I'm not leaving he needs to find another spot. Well a min. goes by and I guess the car to the right of me leaves so he pulled into that spot all fast and pissed-off, and as he gets out of his car calls me a ******* *******, kind of under his breathe. This angered me, so I waited a few minutes for him to walk deep inside the stoor, took a huge **** in an empty cup, and chunked it all over his drivers side window, door, and DEF. door handle. Bonus points for the temp dipping just below freezing.
Needless to say, ******* owned.
Needless to say, ******* owned.
I am due for changing my SC oil soon, when someone pisses me off I am so going to spray this crap all over their car... already have one person in mind that likes to drive by our house @ 11 at night in his riced out Integra with a Fart Can. After some headers and cutout, he will soon realize what loud is early one morning when I take the wife to work...
02-20-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bsf
Satisfaction would come from doing something like removing that vehicle’s driveshaft. Now that would be cool!
I' d be fully impressed, but I want pics of the progress. 
02-20-2007, 06:56 PM
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just this last friday my wife and i went in to get some food to go not even 5 min were we in there i come out and some *** backed into my car and now on the front bumper i have a sporty new looking paint chip about over a foot long luckly it didnt bust the plastic so i just need to get it paited some people just have no morals and it will come back to him sooner or later but i couldnt help but look at the better side of it after about a couple of hours and some whiskey cause it could of been worst f ing people
02-20-2007, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Genesis_26317
I hate to say it man but you're lucky you didn't get shot. Who the hell drives around with an aluminum bat in their car and four of their thug buddies. IF I was going to play base ball it would be with a wooden bat...
Unless they all had uniforms on I woulda just "pretended" to have an accident with them...
im just glad the GIRLS didnt get shot. try explaining that to a chicks dad."o hey mr. drioane...i got your daughter shot tonight, but look at the bright side, at least i didnt get her pregnant.
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02-20-2007, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Darth Z
They serve as a good place to warn people who can read, not to jack the car there. Other than that, I have no idea. They shouldn' t be in the way of installing your SFC's.
i did the 2x4 method, and that tab with the 2 bolts started breaking as it was bending back. i guess its bent to where a body shop is gonna have to fix it.
02-20-2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by FlashLCD33
Was at a gas station filling gas.
Buddy pulls up behind me with a younger girl from work (bosses daughter), he is fraternizing, they're drunk, he's legal she's not, long list. He's driving her car. Well after we talk for a while he pulls up and turns straight in to my car on accident.
I just about **** a brick. I was so pissed it wasn't even right, and to help it they were sitting there laughing. I was about to call cops but didn't want to screw him over because he's drunk, she's drunk, he'd lose his job, he'd lose his insurance (he hasn't had good luck with tickets), and on and on. He says "I'll pay for it I'll pay for it, go get quotes I'll pay for it"
Go get quotes, $700-$1100. I told him, he basically said you're SOL I'm not paying for it. Texted the girl (she showed me) says "if anyone asks the hit and run never happened."
I was trying to be a nice guy and help out a friend, trying not to **** him over, and whats he do? ***** me over. Now every time I drive my car I can't stop thinking about how shitty it probably looks from behind with scratches all over the bumper, and chipped paint/dents in quarter panel.
Buddy pulls up behind me with a younger girl from work (bosses daughter), he is fraternizing, they're drunk, he's legal she's not, long list. He's driving her car. Well after we talk for a while he pulls up and turns straight in to my car on accident.
I just about **** a brick. I was so pissed it wasn't even right, and to help it they were sitting there laughing. I was about to call cops but didn't want to screw him over because he's drunk, she's drunk, he'd lose his job, he'd lose his insurance (he hasn't had good luck with tickets), and on and on. He says "I'll pay for it I'll pay for it, go get quotes I'll pay for it"
Go get quotes, $700-$1100. I told him, he basically said you're SOL I'm not paying for it. Texted the girl (she showed me) says "if anyone asks the hit and run never happened."
I was trying to be a nice guy and help out a friend, trying not to **** him over, and whats he do? ***** me over. Now every time I drive my car I can't stop thinking about how shitty it probably looks from behind with scratches all over the bumper, and chipped paint/dents in quarter panel.
im sorry, but i think thats worth an *** kicking. but thats just me.
02-20-2007, 10:22 PM
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one day, with my ex, i backed into a parking spot to eat in the V6. a car pulls right up beside and the little boy in back throws his door right into my qaurter panel. they were nice about and it was fixed. no big deal right?
1.5 year later (try to picture this) i am making a left hand turn towards the median on a 4 lane street. there is a lady to my left. the woman comes to a complete stop. from i hear the person to the right always has the right of way. so i start to pull out. i get my nose completely out when the woman turns literally right into my car. gets out with the normal "i did't see you" (my damn car was RED!!!!!!!!) i was nice let her use my phone and all. so the cop comes down, we trade camaro stories and then he says that it was a "no fault accident" i didn't bitch cause he was real nice and didn't feel it would get me anywhere. so i let my insurance know and they still made me pay a deductable because the woman that hit me won't call them to give them her storie (i wonder why). good news is this is how i got my beautiful Z.
1.5 year later (try to picture this) i am making a left hand turn towards the median on a 4 lane street. there is a lady to my left. the woman comes to a complete stop. from i hear the person to the right always has the right of way. so i start to pull out. i get my nose completely out when the woman turns literally right into my car. gets out with the normal "i did't see you" (my damn car was RED!!!!!!!!) i was nice let her use my phone and all. so the cop comes down, we trade camaro stories and then he says that it was a "no fault accident" i didn't bitch cause he was real nice and didn't feel it would get me anywhere. so i let my insurance know and they still made me pay a deductable because the woman that hit me won't call them to give them her storie (i wonder why). good news is this is how i got my beautiful Z.