Its NOT a Race Car!!!
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#10
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"It's not a race car..."
Ladies and Gentlemen, we've heard the defendant's plea.
Now, may I turn your attention to the following:
Exhibit A: 6.0 block
Exhibit B: Very nice turbo set-up cabable of 10's
Exhibit C: Big *** EXPOSED intercooler
Exhibit D: Many gauges in obvious places throughout vehicle
Exhibit E: Easy access to fuel pump from interior (thought we wouldn't see that, eh?)
Exhibit F: Roll bar (prima facia evidence in many counties)
Exhibit G: A Sunoco hood.
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Exhibit H: The name Ryan K. appears on the title!
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I move that we proceed to sentencing...
The sentence will be as follows:
As a citizen of the Great(?) State of Washington (and the only one with the nads to drive your car), I will seize your car and ensure that it is thoroughly flogged, both on street and on track, until you are willing to admit in this court of your peers that you do in fact have a race car.
Until such time as you yield under My Law... err the Great(?) State of Washington's law... and confess as directed above, you, Ryan K., are sentenced to commute to and from work, with stops only allowed for gas and groceries, in a silver GTO.
Court is adjourned.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we've heard the defendant's plea.
Now, may I turn your attention to the following:
Exhibit A: 6.0 block
Exhibit B: Very nice turbo set-up cabable of 10's
Exhibit C: Big *** EXPOSED intercooler
Exhibit D: Many gauges in obvious places throughout vehicle
Exhibit E: Easy access to fuel pump from interior (thought we wouldn't see that, eh?)
Exhibit F: Roll bar (prima facia evidence in many counties)
Exhibit G: A Sunoco hood.
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Exhibit H: The name Ryan K. appears on the title!
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I move that we proceed to sentencing...
The sentence will be as follows:
As a citizen of the Great(?) State of Washington (and the only one with the nads to drive your car), I will seize your car and ensure that it is thoroughly flogged, both on street and on track, until you are willing to admit in this court of your peers that you do in fact have a race car.
Until such time as you yield under My Law... err the Great(?) State of Washington's law... and confess as directed above, you, Ryan K., are sentenced to commute to and from work, with stops only allowed for gas and groceries, in a silver GTO.
Court is adjourned.
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Nice Ryan! And I agree with alomost everything Cory said...except for being the ONLY citizen with the nads to drive your hot rod. I can think of a few others that would be willing....
Guess we'll find out Saturday what that beast will REALLY run, eh?
Guess we'll find out Saturday what that beast will REALLY run, eh?
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Originally Posted by WAHUSKER
Nice Ryan! And I agree with alomost everything Cory said...except for being the ONLY citizen with the nads to drive your hot rod. I can think of a few others that would be willing....
Whatever... it's my kangaroo court And anyway, I'm local. And he knows where to deliver the car to. And ... and ... and