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Old 09-28-2003, 09:12 AM
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I was teaching my wife how to drive a (my 98 Z m6) yesterday when it happened.

We had been cruising for an hour and she was getting the hand of it. The rsx-s pulled up next to us at a light and revved her with a fart pipe. The wife said to me "did you fart?"

The lanes merge ahead after this light. So I tell to get the revs up to 1.5k and pop the clutch on green. Her little *** is shaking at this point with nervous excitement. The light turned green and she pulled a perfect launch, I couldn't believe it!!

We immediately pulled a whole length. She got scared and let out at about 5k so I yelled "go to the red and shift!"
and she did. Need less to say she killed him and he had to get in behind. She was so excited that we went home and screwed like badgers!!

She want's to go out again tonight! Now all I need to do is get her a few more wins then have her race a buddy of mine that I cannot beat (460 fox) to convince her to up my GM defence budget.

Now if I could convince her that a girl-girl-guy fuckfest is the way to go, I will require nothing else in life.

Old 09-28-2003, 09:34 AM
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lol, Tell your wife good kill. Bet the RSX never thought he would get beat by a girl . Thats a good idea to get more parts .... get the girl into it ahhh it all makes since now :p
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yet another one bites the dust.
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nice kill and you got one hell of a wife!!
Old 09-28-2003, 02:06 PM
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lol "did u fart" thats a quote to put in the memory book
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Sweeet! Nice kill...errrr.uuummm yeah
Old 09-28-2003, 03:22 PM
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Ok now honey,....say it with me this time Pro...char...ger..

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Ok now honey,....say it with me this time Pro...char...ger..


hahaha Pricless!!
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ROFLMFAO!! You guys kill me! Great story and the replies are hilarious. I'm gonna have to try this with my Mrs. I usually don't let her drive my car. Hmmm, she'd probably know something was up but it'd be worth a try. Tell Shirley Muldowney-to-be nice kill!
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Great story. Good kill.
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I working up the courage to let my girlfriend drive the vette, still too scared, tell your wife good kill.
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I working up the courage to let my girlfriend drive the vette, still too scared, tell your wife good kill.
This is where I should put in a disclaimer. Proceed at your own risk.

A vette is one thing and a z28 is another. If I had a vette I would freak out if she slammed the door more or less drove it like she was crazy.
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you let your girl drive, you better get some major amounts of *** from her that night! think of it like a fair trade. i would let my girl drive my truck, but not my stang, not yet!
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Hey if it will get me a procharger, hey why not? All I have left to do after that is talk her into making me into an *** sandwich with the her and the neighbor girl on either side!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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good luck withthe fuckfest, i been tryin for damn near a year.
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We had been cruising for an hour and she was getting the hand of it. The rsx-s pulled up next to us at a light and revved her with a fart pipe. The wife said to me "did you fart?"


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