Odarabla's infinite BS thread for the foreskinned (AKA Smack Down)
11-16-2013, 07:21 PM
Oh it's not terribly complicated…
That's me shaming your sorry *** into fixing that pile… We've unfinished business and I have no intentions of spending performance coin on paint and beating you out of a 3rd place ribbon.
Now STFU and start plotting your return to the track… where on some unknown day in the future, you will pull into the pits to find my Z sitting there. At which time your ******* will instantly pucker down into a singularity… whereupon the video will show you parking that pile, walking over to sign in, shortly after which I will relieve you of your doors…
OR
You'll drive around for a minute pretending to be unsatisfied with the available pits, shortly before we see you drive off the track property… .
That's me shaming your sorry *** into fixing that pile… We've unfinished business and I have no intentions of spending performance coin on paint and beating you out of a 3rd place ribbon.
Now STFU and start plotting your return to the track… where on some unknown day in the future, you will pull into the pits to find my Z sitting there. At which time your ******* will instantly pucker down into a singularity… whereupon the video will show you parking that pile, walking over to sign in, shortly after which I will relieve you of your doors…
OR
You'll drive around for a minute pretending to be unsatisfied with the available pits, shortly before we see you drive off the track property… .
11-16-2013, 07:36 PM
11-16-2013, 07:47 PM
11-16-2013, 07:53 PM
Come on buddy… Spill.
You know you've been thinking about adding that new trim kit and a new paint scheme.
I bet on that long ride home, you had already planned out your attack on the "Show Circuit".
All those Hooter shows… Mirrors on the deck to show off all that chrome. "Yeah, she runs 10s… broke the tranny… I'm thinkin' about adding a Turbine to really spin it up. Don't touch the paint pal… "
Be honest… .
11-16-2013, 07:56 PM
11-16-2013, 09:08 PM
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I am sorry about hearing your **** broke. We've all been there.
11-16-2013, 09:29 PM
Flip flop more than a politician Doug . when you run some Tens come holla at me
11-16-2013, 09:35 PM
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Good meeting you today too. Sorry that I didn't have a funnel that would work for you.
11-16-2013, 09:42 PM
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Probably won't make it to the track this year unfortunately to know if it will run tens. It should.......just goin from being able to take off at wot vs part throttle should be enough to get it there......mph is there. Track ran it's last test n tune today and I don't have the car sorted yet with the rear or my ign cut. O won't go till it's 100%
11-16-2013, 09:46 PM
It's way more streetable than slicks..........sarcasm my friend.
Probably won't make it to the track this year unfortunately to know if it will run tens. It should.......just goin from being able to take off at wot vs part throttle should be enough to get it there......mph is there. Track ran it's last test n tune today and I don't have the car sorted yet with the rear or my ign cut. O won't go till it's 100%
Probably won't make it to the track this year unfortunately to know if it will run tens. It should.......just goin from being able to take off at wot vs part throttle should be enough to get it there......mph is there. Track ran it's last test n tune today and I don't have the car sorted yet with the rear or my ign cut. O won't go till it's 100%
Both race car material
11-16-2013, 09:49 PM
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**** a auto.......I hate slushomatics
Some of the new auto's aren't to bad. They have rev matching and algorithms to hold a gear better for handling purposes. The old ones I wouldn't own for hot rodding purposes.
Some of the new auto's aren't to bad. They have rev matching and algorithms to hold a gear better for handling purposes. The old ones I wouldn't own for hot rodding purposes.
11-16-2013, 09:55 PM
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11-16-2013, 10:00 PM
I think what's happening here is you're conflating a brief moment back when you slapped a set of slicks on a fairly nice car, with a pitiful power train that was severely ill-equipped to handle the torque you foolishly poured on it and today, where you only dream about the means to cut a 14.
This is fairly common with guys that buy someone else's fast car and in short order, break it.
BUT! There's always the show circuit, where guys, not unlike yourself, make up little signs, set 'em on the squeaky clean engine and beckon back to the times you used to run, leaning hard on the few decent passes ya made way back when, along with the oh so cool… shiny paint and all that new chrome.
11-16-2013, 10:22 PM
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SRK logic. Faceplated transmission that requires removal of the tranny and messing with the internals of it = street car. Slicks that can be installed in 10 minutes start to finish, and taken off to any other tires on = race car.
Herp Derp.
Herp Derp.
11-16-2013, 10:54 PM
Sure.. I'll scan my low 13 second run for you. 
You want the gopro video for that run too? Looks like around 2 seconds of 2nd gear grinding... yumyum synchro... 
I'll upload my gopro vid and post the slip with the vid.
No problem man.. I appreciate it anyway. The few other times I have gone to my local 1/8th, I would just pump the gas in. Didn't realize I would need a funnel to make a gas can work.
You want the gopro video for that run too? Looks like around 2 seconds of 2nd gear grinding... yumyum synchro... I'll upload my gopro vid and post the slip with the vid. No problem man.. I appreciate it anyway. The few other times I have gone to my local 1/8th, I would just pump the gas in. Didn't realize I would need a funnel to make a gas can work.