Sweet kill
11-10-2012, 02:58 AM
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Sweet kill So I tell this guy I work with that is a ford fan boy that I plan on getting 2013 5.0. He tells me that I'm finally getting a car with real hp. I remind him how ford had problems with the tpi-ls1 motors. He says that he has a 91' mustang gt with intake,full exhaust,and tuned. He tells me that my trans am is a pos because they don't make it anymore.
I tell him to stop talking crap and line it up. Before I came back to work we went out to "mexico"on a dark road and lined up. He honked it off but took off on the first honk. I gave chase and by the top of 2nd was pulling away very fast. I put a 747 on him to say the least.
he then says that he missed a gear that's why I pulled away so fast. He asked for a 60-130. Again he honks it off and takes off on the first honk. But this time I had my a4 in 2nd gear. I instantly pulled a car before 80mph and shifted up to drive. This time it was really bad for him. I gotta say that this has been one of my greatest kills. I tried to talk to him but he wouldn't put his window down.
I tell him to stop talking crap and line it up. Before I came back to work we went out to "mexico"on a dark road and lined up. He honked it off but took off on the first honk. I gave chase and by the top of 2nd was pulling away very fast. I put a 747 on him to say the least. he then says that he missed a gear that's why I pulled away so fast. He asked for a 60-130. Again he honks it off and takes off on the first honk. But this time I had my a4 in 2nd gear. I instantly pulled a car before 80mph and shifted up to drive. This time it was really bad for him. I gotta say that this has been one of my greatest kills. I tried to talk to him but he wouldn't put his window down. 
11-10-2012, 07:49 AM
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lmao... what a tool. Seriously... a 91 bolt on GT...so like... 200whp? On a good day. Dont let people like that swing you away from getting a new gt. There great cars. This whole chevy/ford rivalry is so gay. The second i hear someone say Ford is awesome, chevy sucks.. or vise versa.. i need to slap them. Good kill OP
11-10-2012, 09:31 AM
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I've said it before and i'll say it again, people really need to google the other car before they start talking smack.
Good kill, op. Rub it in next time you see him since he called your car a POS.
Good kill, op. Rub it in next time you see him since he called your car a POS.
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11-10-2012, 11:31 AM
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I saw him today and this numb nut brought his sons lightning motor with a turbo 03 gt swap. He's saying that if my car is really that fast it will beat that. He also brought up that his 5.0 is 7yrs older than my car. This guy is really retarded or something. I just told him ok my car is slow and your a 50yr old ricer.I give up! I've never believed that there we're people like this in real life.
11-10-2012, 11:33 AM
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I saw him today and this numb nut brought his sons lightning motor with a turbo 03 gt swap. He's saying that if my car is really that fast it will beat that. He also brought up that his 5.0 is 7yrs older than my car. This guy is really retarded or something. I just told him ok my car is slow and your a 50yr old ricer.I give up! I've never believed that there we're people like this in real life.
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11-10-2012, 11:19 PM
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This story gets better...I raced his "super" stang and he couldn't drive it and almost beat him again. Lmao! Now his son that can bang them gears wants to race. I purposely took my dyno sheet so he could see how much power I make.
11-11-2012, 11:54 AM
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Really trump his *** and get a old Fox Body and stuff a LQ9/LS2/LS3 in it!!!
Then say, "Man, you were right!! These Mustangs are HELLA FAst!!! Especially with an LSx in one!"
Then say, "Man, you were right!! These Mustangs are HELLA FAst!!! Especially with an LSx in one!"
11-12-2012, 11:47 AM
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Tell him to wait til you do a turbo build so it'll be fair. Lol.
11-12-2012, 03:30 PM
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Good kill. LOL
Ouch. 275hp...
Wow. Amazing. So now he wants his son to race you so they can both be like 'oh yeah, we mustang gaiz win over the ta guy!'. I'd just mention how you smoked his mustang with boltons.... over and over and over. And over. Nothing like smoking someones PERSONAL car to get them upset.
This would be simple, quick, and super-effective. You wouldn't even need a 150 shot. Just a nice 100 shot on a progressive setup and murder the **** out of that engine swapped GT.
Ouch. 275hp...
I saw him today and this numb nut brought his sons lightning motor with a turbo 03 gt swap. He's saying that if my car is really that fast it will beat that. He also brought up that his 5.0 is 7yrs older than my car. This guy is really retarded or something. I just told him ok my car is slow and your a 50yr old ricer.I give up! I've never believed that there we're people like this in real life.
This would be simple, quick, and super-effective. You wouldn't even need a 150 shot. Just a nice 100 shot on a progressive setup and murder the **** out of that engine swapped GT.
11-17-2012, 05:33 PM
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lmao... what a tool. Seriously... a 91 bolt on GT...so like... 200whp? On a good day. Dont let people like that swing you away from getting a new gt. There great cars. This whole chevy/ford rivalry is so gay. The second i hear someone say Ford is awesome, chevy sucks.. or vise versa.. i need to slap them. Good kill OP
Nicely put!
