f**k The 1960 Trooper (Got me again!!)

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Old 05-16-2005 | 12:34 AM
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2 Tickets

1: noise vio. (no Muffler)

2: and get this: No Air Induction System........



This all happend thursday night. Me, Cameo, and our 2 good friends were crusing down 1960. When we were getting close to 290 I knew I was getting in the death zone. So I crept, and kept my eyes peeled. At the Light right before 290 minding my own business... Sure enough out of ******* nowhere the "Black Knight" found me... Now take note, I was sitting at a signal... No revving... no speeding.... no nothing.. Just idle... He gets RIGHT UP on my *** and throws on the lights...! son of a bitch.... Thinking to myself, I have been here before and been pulled over by this SOB, I knew my car was "legal" We pull over into a resturant parking lot and he proceeds to get out of his car. I get out of mine, and I asked him..


Me: "what the hell did you pull me over for?"
BN: "SON! THIS CAR IS WAY TO DAMN LOUD!"
BN: "YOU HAVE CATS ON THIS THING?".
Me: "Yes sir... as a matter of fact I do".
BN: "POP THIS HOOD SON WHILE I GO GET MY FLASHLIGHT!".
(popped hood)
BN: "SON WHERE ARE YOU MUFFLERS"!
Me: "I dont have any...".
BN: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE ANY!?!"
Me: "umm... I dont have any".
BN: "ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT, LETS LOOK UNDER YOUR HOOD"...
BN: "EH LOOKY HERE! YOU DONT HAVE AN AIR INDUCTION SYSTEM!!".
Me: "a what?"
BN: "AN AIR INDUCTION SYSTEM!"
Me: "umm......"
BN: "I AM WRITING YOU UP FOR THAT ALSO"
Me: "well what the hell are you talking about and I will let you know if I have one or not...."
BN: "I DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU!"

A supra flys past me about 150mph..... Nothing but turbo....

I look at him... He looks at me....

Me: "So you pulled me over for a noise vio. and you dont pull over speeders?"
BN: "I CAN ONLY GET EM ONE AT A TIME KID"
Me: "eh...so this is more important?"
BN: "YES AS A MATTER OF FACT IT IS"
Me: " "
BN: "You own this car?"
Me: "Do what..? Yes I own this car why?"
BN: "BE RIGHT BACK"

Runs my info... the SOB thinks, I either 1: Stole it... or 2: I am leaching off of daddys money... ******* *****

He walks back to me..

ME: "Listen sir... I have been here before, and you are just wasting your time, I will just get this ticket dismissed and it will save both of us the hassle...How about you just give me a warning and I will be on my way?"

BN: "I cant do that"
ME: "You know unless you have a DB reader.. to DB my car, its your opnion vs mine on how loud my car is. I want you to prove to me that this car is illegal!"
BN: "Here is your ticket"
Me: "This is bullshit... There is no law for noise pollution on a 4lane hwy. ROAD CONSTRUCTION IS LOUDER THIS MY CAR! A MACK TRUCK IS LOUDER THEN MY CAR... A ******* HARELY DAVIDSON IS LOUDER THEN MY CAR! Prove to me this car is illegal and I will gladly pay this ticket!!!!"
BN: "I dont have to prove anything son... I know what I am doing and its my right to pull you over for whatever reason I feel."
Me: "Well that is Bullshit..."
BN: "Love it or hate it, thats the way its going to be"
Me: (in my mind) " YOU MotherFuckerr"

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BN: " HERE IS YOUR TICKET"
Me: " "


I hate that SOB. I got his name and I am goign to file a complaint on him. This is bullshit, I have to go down to the courthouse yet again, to just get this POS ticket dismissed.

F**K that guy


Cheers
G


*Edit: fixed a spelling error, and I am sure there are a lot more*

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Old 05-16-2005 | 12:39 AM
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Power Trip much cop?
"No Air Induction System"
Old 05-16-2005 | 12:42 AM
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ouch.. that fcking sucks... no air induction system?.. like. what does he mean?.. open TB?.. wtf?.. damn... thats really sucks.. what a dick..
Old 05-16-2005 | 12:46 AM
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That sucks big time....
Old 05-16-2005 | 12:47 AM
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I hate stuff like that. Especially when there are others that need to be pulled over.
Old 05-16-2005 | 12:55 AM
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wtf, air induction system? Its called a Throttle body
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:05 AM
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that really sucks, sorry
maybe he meant AIR system, Im not sure about the vette setup but I think all f bodys have it (I took mine out btw)
I saw your car last week I think on tuesday, and it did sound pretty cammin/loud, but still that sucks he pulled you over for just sounding loud. Im not to familiar with that area but I guess I need to stay away on nights
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:14 AM
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Was there ever a vette with air ?
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:15 AM
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That sucks. I hate when they pull you over for little **** like that.
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:17 AM
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air induction system?
Thats why your car is loud G. I hear that guy is always bad in that area. I tend to stay away if possible.
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:18 AM
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god damn that SOB... same f'in *****
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:22 AM
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Props to u bro for standing up to him, be glad though he didn't threaten u with further action by talking back to him. PoPo just blows some times
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:39 AM
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Im guessing it was standerfur, your such a bad *** talking back to him. Onlything is my car really is illegal so I dont have an argument like you.
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:47 AM
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just a ??? but how do you consider your car legal with out a muffler?
Old 05-16-2005 | 01:52 AM
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ummm..you shouldn't have opened your hood...since you did, that is called a "consent search".

And by "air induction" did he mean the A.I.R. system? Did you remove it?
Old 05-16-2005 | 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSteele
that really sucks, sorry
maybe he meant AIR system, Im not sure about the vette setup but I think all f bodys have it (I took mine out btw)
I saw your car last week I think on tuesday, and it did sound pretty cammin/loud, but still that sucks he pulled you over for just sounding loud. Im not to familiar with that area but I guess I need to stay away on nights

nope, i believe the '01 & '02 F-Bodies deleted the A.I.R. system
Old 05-16-2005 | 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 02Z28LS1
nope, i believe the '01 & '02 F-Bodies deleted the A.I.R. system

Wrong. They deleted the EGR.
Old 05-16-2005 | 02:18 AM
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**** standerfur!

me and david coates were discussing him a few days ago LOL
Old 05-16-2005 | 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Josh McGrath
Wrong. They deleted the EGR.

ah, i knew it was one or the other, just couldn't remember which.....i did get the year models correct, tho, right?
Old 05-16-2005 | 02:22 AM
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and how would he even know of the c6 emissions ****? or do they even have it?



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