For NASCAR fans it pretty funny though.
05-23-2007, 09:34 AM
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For NASCAR fans it pretty funny though. Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! Its just a joke so don't anyone go getting all reved up over it. If it offends you I appologize but it is funny.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! Its just a joke so don't anyone go getting all reved up over it. If it offends you I appologize but it is funny.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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05-23-2007, 01:08 PM
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Wait...he said this stuff on his show? Holy crap... Has he been forced to issue a public apology yet? After the whole Imus thing...Dave better be on eggshells.
05-23-2007, 03:02 PM
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Funny, but David Letterman never said this:
http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
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05-23-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Patrick G
Funny, but David Letterman never said this:
http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
