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Old 06-04-2009, 04:16 PM
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The truth/breakdown of the for sale ad:

1995 Camaro SS 6spd. lingenfelter1995 Camaro ss Clone 6spd. Repetition is caused by the owners Upsidedown SyndromConverted by Exotic Performance Plus. Where'd that socket go? Has many aftermarket performance upgarades Disclaimer: By no means are they installed by a proffesional:

Take what you want off of the car and sell the rest Translation: Car is a rolling POS. you will come out way ahead unlike I was able to do against everything I raced. I dont have the time to do it on my own What he meant to say is the ability to do it on his own. I need to cash now for court costs/fees.

see what you get

Meziere electric water pump
Lingenfelter 2.02, 1.60 Heads fully ported and polished to the max with stainless valves you hear that, to the mother ****** MAX.
Crane Beehive springs with new keepers and retainers
Scorpion 1.6 roller rockers
Crane cam with 228/232 duration, .531/.552 lift True cam specs will be given to the new owner, but I'll give them out JPH style: 37x/38x .72x/.75x
Lingenfelter ported intake manifold
42 lb. injectors
ported mass air flow ends
A.R.P. head studs
High volume oil pump
M.S.D. superconductor wires
M.S.D. Blaster coil
A/C Delete pulley
UNderdrive pulleys emphasis on the "UN"
Hooker Super comp long tube Headers Hookers, just the way SDB likes it
Off road hooker y pipe. Yet another hooker, incase you break the first one
Hooker Aero chamber muffler More hookers than you can imagine on this car
Mcleod twin disc clutch, with studded flywheel Studs, unlike the owner
B&M ripper shifter Obviously this does not necessarily give you the ability to rip through the gears
Heavy duty custom driveshaft madd kustom with a k and shyte
Competition engineering Double adjustable Ladder bar suspension
weld in sub frame connectors Actually it's solder, but hey, nothing on this suspension is gonna fall off... oh wait...
Narrowed 8.5 inch rear end w/ 4.30 richmond gears, 33 spline axels, and Richmond mini spool A.R.P WHEEL STUDS. by narrowed he means hacksawed to make it fit, not narrowed to tub it. Also may want to check the straightness of the axle
upgraded rear brakes only because the stockers failed me when they got drug across the pavement when my wheel studs failed during a hellacious drift
Tuned by Wait for me Performance in Warsaw

Car comes with a set of 15" american racing wheels "NOT WHEELS PICTURED"
8" american racer SLICKS ON REAR 26" tall Tires are as tall as (if not taller than) the previous owner

I built this car for drag racing. And failed to do so I didn't intend on very much street use. because I knew it would never run only on the occasional saturday night. so I could get beat by big *** chevy pickem up trucks on dubs

rear facing camera with infared night vision. aka my "win vision camera" coincidently it was never used
15% tint on windows.
T-tops do not leak I thinks... I never has them on... I love feeling the wind through my hair as I barely pull a bolt on SOHC Civic
Sunburst orange paint
Excaliber alarm with 2 way paging with proximity protection

THE CAR NEEDS...

Some body work on the drivers quarter panel due to stock wheel studs breaking. I have since upgraded to Arp.
And the front bumper needs resprayed due to bumping into a parking stop.
Interior carpet. maybe new tires and wheels for the street. WHAT!?!?! you're not supposed to see the cords?!?!?!
Drivers side mirror due to jealousy at the local mall They see me rollin', they hatin'


All of the performance parts have been installed in the past year And a half.
The parts alone are worth more than what im asking you do the math because I myself can't.
NO JOY RIDES they shall be called punishment cruises. you cannot test drive this car without cash in hand cause chances are, ****'s gonna break.
If you are interested i would be willing to part it out. Motor, transmission, exhaust, clutch, etc.
need the money to pay off child support damn you natural selection, damn you.
or buy the car and part it out your self. The parts alone are worth more second hand than i am asking!!
engine $3,000 (lingenfelter heads $2500 new)
Transmission $2500
Clutch $700 ($1500 new)
exaust $500 ($1000 new)
Thats $6,700 right there. $1,000 more than im asking. and thats not even close to all the parts!

My loss is your gain. I beg to differ

Call Shae at 260-413-2979 or call for a "good time"
Old 06-04-2009, 04:38 PM
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Hey Slower,don't you answer you PM's you fock
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Originally Posted by The Beast
The truth/breakdown of the for sale ad:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Old 06-04-2009, 04:59 PM
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Well done, Nick.

Also, saw this on another forum and thought it was kinda funny.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen
Old 06-04-2009, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by switches
Hey Slower,don't you answer you PM's you fock
i could have answered your pm, but i forgot to.

You have a pm.
Old 06-04-2009, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Beast
The truth/breakdown of the for sale ad:
1995 Camaro SS 6spd. lingenfelter1995 Camaro ss Clone 6spd. Converted by Exotic Performance Plus. Has many aftermarket performance upgarades:

Take what you want off of the car and sell the rest. you will come out way ahead. I dont have the time to do it on my own. I need to cash now.

see what you get

Meziere electric water pump
Lingenfelter 2.02, 1.60 Heads fully ported and polished to the max with stainless valves
Crane Beehive springs with new keepers and retainers
Scorpion 1.6 roller rockers
Crane cam with 228/232 duration, .531/.552 lift
Lingenfelter ported intake manifold
42 lb. injectors
ported mass air flow ends
A.R.P. head studs
High volume oil pump
M.S.D. superconductor wires
M.S.D. Blaster coil
A/C Delete pulley
UNderdrive pulleys
Hooker Super comp long tube Headers
Off road hooker y pipe.
Hooker Aero chamber muffler
Mcleod twin disc clutch, with studded flywheel
B&M ripper shifter
Heavy duty custom driveshaft
Competition engineering Double adjustable Ladder bar suspension
weld in sub frame connectors
Narrowed 8.5 inch rear end w/ 4.30 richmond gears, 33 spline axels, and Richmond mini spool A.R.P WHEEL STUDS.
upgraded rear brakes
Tuned by Wait for me Performance in Warsaw

Car comes with a set of 15" american racing wheels "NOT WHEELS PICTURED"
8" american racer SLICKS ON REAR 26" tall

I built this car for drag racing. I didn't intend on very much street use. only on the occasional saturday night.

rear facing camera with infared night vision.
15% tint on windows.
T-tops do not leak
Sunburst orange paint
Excaliber alarm with 2 way paging with proximity protection

THE CAR NEEDS...

Some body work on the drivers quarter panel due to stock wheel studs breaking. I have since upgraded to Arp.
And the front bumper needs resprayed due to bumping into a parking stop.
Interior carpet. maybe new tires and wheels for the street.
Drivers side mirror due to jealousy at the local mall


All of the performance parts have been installed in the past year And a half.
The parts alone are worth more than what im asking you do the math.
NO JOY RIDES. you cannot test drive this car without cash in hand.
If you are interested i would be willing to part it out. Motor, transmission, exhaust, clutch, etc.
need the money to pay off child support.
or buy the car and part it out your self. The parts alone are worth more second hand than i am asking!!
engine $3,000 (lingenfelter heads $2500 new)
Transmission $2500
Clutch $700 ($1500 new)
exaust $500 ($1000 new)
Thats $6,700 right there. $1,000 more than im asking. and thats not even close to all the parts!

My loss is your gain.

Call Shae at 260-413-2979


I'm not sure what we converted on this car, I do remember installing a junk yard engine in a Camaro that looked just like this for a kid who blew up his original engine. If I remember correctly his grand parents paid for it. Bob
Old 06-04-2009, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Exotic Performance Plus
I'm not sure what we converted on this car, I do remember installing a junk yard engine in a Camaro that looked just like this for a kid who blew up his original engine. If I remember correctly his grand parents paid for it. Bob
This car is well documented, and I doubt the owner would lie

Or maybe it's the oposite
Old 06-04-2009, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by The Beast
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omfg! seriously, can we just chip in together and drive this thing into the rock quarry and put it out of it's misery?

p.s. bravo, nick!
Old 06-04-2009, 07:48 PM
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by blackz6sp
Nice! Do It!!!! Then Nate can help you with your car anytime
I went through the house today, it was a decent house. I would consider the house pretty much sold, because there are already 2 offers on the house. I might be buying this other house, that all I would have to do is just move in and not touch a thing if I wanted too.
Old 06-04-2009, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by digitalsolo
Hey guys, Nick, Drew and I have are going down to Muncie tomorrow night. We have a few spectator rain checks if anyone wants to go along. Get in free for spectate, pay 10 bucks (I think?) to upgrade it to a full pass to make runs...

Weather is supposed to be low 60s at sub 50% humidity... good air.
I will be there.
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Does anyone have 2 stock z28 wheels or anything of that nature? Looking for 2 rims to put my slicks on. Must be 16 inch wheels. Let me know.
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Originally Posted by 1bad98z
Does anyone have 2 stock z28 wheels or anything of that nature? Looking for 2 rims to put my slicks on. Must be 16 inch wheels. Let me know.
I think Call911 has a couple shooters. Hit him up with a PM.
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Originally Posted by Exotic Performance Plus
I'm not sure what we converted on this car, I do remember installing a junk yard engine in a Camaro that looked just like this for a kid who blew up his original engine. If I remember correctly his grand parents paid for it. Bob
LOL. I don't think you guys converted anything, other than "blown up" to "not blown up". I think he put a lot of work into trying to convert it back to blown up after that anyway.

They need a way to post to Craiglist ads; some poor sap might actually BUY that car (doesn't that make them "Tool3" by default?).

And bravo Nick, bravo!
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Originally Posted by digitalsolo
LOL. I don't think you guys converted anything, other than "blown up" to "not blown up". I think he put a lot of work into trying to convert it back to blown up after that anyway.

They need a way to post to Craiglist ads; some poor sap might actually BUY that car (doesn't that make them "Tool3" by default?).

And bravo Nick, bravo!

No doubt, you're probably right. Bob
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Originally Posted by Th3Cobb
omfg! seriously, can we just chip in together and drive this thing into the rock quarry and put it out of it's misery?

p.s. bravo, nick!
**** get some of those parts off for my fireturd, they could use them.
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Originally Posted by halucinator
**** get some of those parts off for my fireturd, they could use them.
I hope your joking
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Originally Posted by blackz6sp
I hope your joking
I am.
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TOO GOOD TO HIDE ALL ENJOY...MUST TURN VOLUME UP

Here it is. Post it if you like it. Had to do it in three scenes

Scene 1

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009060322404698

Scene 2

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090603225639183

Scene 3

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090604150631956
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Originally Posted by b_ver_plezer69
too good to hide all enjoy...must turn volume up

here it is. Post it if you like it. Had to do it in three scenes

scene 1

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009060322404698

scene 2

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090603225639183

scene 3

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090604150631956


just say yess joe!!!!!


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