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Old 02-03-2011, 06:29 PM
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First and formost I really dont care for porsche's...To me a 370 HP porshe 911 S at 3300 pounds is nothing but a less atractive base corvette that happens to have an amazeing interior and cost twice the price...

So I was cruisin on the freeway praying to see a Lambo or Ferrari...Of course I see nothing...Then I lowered my standards a lil bit hopeing to see a c6Z06 or GT500...Nothing

At this point a clean WS6 with exhaust and bolt ons would have got my blood pumping..Yet still nothing. So Im 20 minutes into my cruise when a porsche 911S is sighted two cars ahead of me. Honestly I didnt even care. I see so many poser wannabees with these P cars who think they are so amazeing...Think think they are lightning quick and have wold class handling and nothing else compares to their 90K porsche....Well..... except of course other more expensive porsches...


So I think about it for a second...Then it suddenly hits me...Killemall its a 90K close to 400 HP car that happens to be European...Screw it..lets do this.

Eagerly I zip through light traffic and set myself behind him at 60 mph. After only a few seconds he takes notice and then increases speed to 75 mph zipping through lanes. I pursue and admittedly have a huge almost scary grin emergeing. We continue this for several minutes. Neither ever excessively speeding or putting lives in Danger. But just a fury of in and out agressive driveing at 15 over the speed limit.

As we hit a long open straight I come up on his right side. Now viewing the cars profile I see this black 911S has some very agressive looking gold rims. raceing style. In this moment I felt a slight chill roll up from my lower back..This guy might have a lil money invested in his car.

He slows down to 40 mph and seems to have no problem takeing charge, Untypical for Porsche owners. As they normally are scared to even look your way. He commits to horn blast. Each of the 3 as impressive as Danny Devito's stature.

What happens next isnt worthy of great effort. Their is no way to make it enjoyable to read or even slightly exciteing. My 550 HP machine did exactly what it should have done to a ~400~ HP 911S. Needless to say in typical porsche owner fashion he did not try again or even come back up beside me. I suppose 6 car lengths is a great distance to travel

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Great story.
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Well, Killemalls back from the dead lol
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Originally Posted by Killemall
So I was cruisin on the freeway praying to see a Lambo or Ferrari...Of course I see nothing...Then I lowered my standards a lil bit hopeing to see a c6Z06 or GT500...Nothing

At this point a clean WS6 with exhaust and bolt ons would have got my blood pumping..
haha i love your story, especially whats quoted, good kill man, your car must be extremely fun to drive
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I am not trying being a dick, but I must say your stories are a bit annoying to read.

Great kill none the less lol
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Originally Posted by sujomatt
I am not trying being a dick, but I must say your stories are a bit annoying to read.

Great kill none the less lol
X2.

What is this...ramblings of a schizo?

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I thought the ending was quite weak and just kinda fell off, but i really enjoyed the rest of the story. Good Kill. I love hearing American Muscle dominate!
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ahh ignore the haters, I enjoyed your story. Granted most Porsche owners deserve the hatred, but you seem to have a BIG hatred of both Porsches and GTR's. What gives?
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Originally Posted by Sticks n Stones
ahh ignore the haters, I enjoyed your story. Granted most Porsche owners deserve the hatred, but you seem to have a BIG hatred of both Porsches and GTR's. What gives?
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Originally Posted by sujomatt
I am not trying being a dick, but I must say your stories are a bit annoying to read.

Great kill none the less lol
Agreed.



Do you really refer to yourself as Killemall in your own head? I hope not.
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Good kill, the story made me feel like someone made me watch brokeback mountain. Not a good feeling.
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Originally Posted by Killemall
So I was cruisin on the freeway praying to see a Lambo or Ferrari...Of course I see nothing...Then I lowered my standards a lil bit hopeing to see a c6Z06 or GT500...Nothing

Honestly, I didn't even care. I see so many poser wannabees with these Vipers who think they are so amazing...Think think they are lightning quick and have wold class handling and nothing else compares to their $79,995 Viper....Well..... except of course other Vipers...
Good kill!

Bold portion makes you sound SO pretentious

The bold and indented portion is an edited version that sounds exactly like you in your Viper - buying your car to impress others and thinking it is God's gift to the world
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911turbo or gt2 would be more on your level? If boost is turned up your *** is grass!!
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Originally Posted by c6r
911turbo or gt2 would be more on your level? If boost is turned up your *** is grass!!
911 turbos sweet. My friend owns one. For 100m+ they better be.
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Originally Posted by cbloveday
911 turbos sweet. My friend owns one. For 100m+ they better be.
They cost $100,000,000+ ??
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Originally Posted by 1992TsiAWD
They cost $100,000,000+ ??
You didn't know that. Jesus where have you been.

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Originally Posted by c6r
911turbo or gt2 would be more on your level? If boost is turned up your *** is grass!!
Don't be a hater....

Nice Kill and great story.
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Great Kill!!
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Have you raced anymore GTRs? I wanna see some of those races.Nice kill and car!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbmFz...eature=related

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We all have our own style, nice kill. Do you really call yourself that though??



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