T/A vs. turbo toilet w/wheels
03-29-2007, 08:16 PM
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T/A vs. turbo toilet w/wheels Late last night I was headin over to my g/f's place just cruising along when I came up to a light with a turbo eclipse and a mirage(?). The mirage had about 5 racing stickers on the backside alone and the eclipse was your typical toilet w a turbo/ gauges and 4" exhaust tip.
They were both lined up but the mirage didnt seem like he cared to race. The eclipse took off as I was riding behind the Mirage who was driving slower than a turd making its way to shore in a public pool. So I go around him and I am guessing that the eclipse saw this as a sign of agression and that I wanted a piece.
He slows down revs and takes off as I just cruise. Noticing I didnt take the bait he did it again. Im still not game...It was late, I was tired and I wanted to get me some g/f lovin.
3rd time he slows way down to about my back bumper and tries to do a fly-by. Me being a lazy *** left it in 4th gear around 30mph or so and just put the pedal to the floor. Instantly stopped his pull and by 70 I had at least 2 cars on him. Silly shitbox.
Kinda wish I had downshifted to 2nd and made him go home with a hurt ******* instead of just in tears.
They were both lined up but the mirage didnt seem like he cared to race. The eclipse took off as I was riding behind the Mirage who was driving slower than a turd making its way to shore in a public pool. So I go around him and I am guessing that the eclipse saw this as a sign of agression and that I wanted a piece.
He slows down revs and takes off as I just cruise. Noticing I didnt take the bait he did it again. Im still not game...It was late, I was tired and I wanted to get me some g/f lovin.
3rd time he slows way down to about my back bumper and tries to do a fly-by. Me being a lazy *** left it in 4th gear around 30mph or so and just put the pedal to the floor. Instantly stopped his pull and by 70 I had at least 2 cars on him. Silly shitbox.
Kinda wish I had downshifted to 2nd and made him go home with a hurt ******* instead of just in tears.
03-29-2007, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
How'd you like a chance to get your *** handed to you by this turbo toilet?
03-29-2007, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by brad8266
Dont get so upset over the turbo toilet name, I thought it was funny.
Edit - if that Mirage is the one I'm thinking of, be glad he didnt race you. Its got a massive turbo and is AWD.
03-29-2007, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
Hardly upset - he's a local to me and I know the losers he raced. If he wants to get beaten by an import I'd be happy to whoop him.
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03-29-2007, 08:33 PM
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the only Decent Import out there is the Supra. Thats it....
Just cause the Mirange has a "big *** turbo" and is AWD doesnt mean its fast...just means its a bigger turbo toilet
Just cause the Mirange has a "big *** turbo" and is AWD doesnt mean its fast...just means its a bigger turbo toilet
03-29-2007, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcamaro98
the only Decent Import out there is the Supra. Thats it....
Just cause the Mirange has a "big *** turbo" and is AWD doesnt mean its fast...just means its a bigger turbo toilet
Just cause the Mirange has a "big *** turbo" and is AWD doesnt mean its fast...just means its a bigger turbo toilet
03-29-2007, 09:16 PM
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All hail the mighty mirage that makes more than 200 stock and bad *** turbo toilet(cough cough) DSM. Haha nice kill bro. It is a shame tho that you didnt hurt him any worse that what you did.
03-29-2007, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
How'd you like a chance to get your *** handed to you by this turbo toilet?
Why do you ricers always have to get upset? HE was ******* with ME so I handed him his ***. It wasnt like I wanted to race. He instigated it. All I wanted was some food and some good lovin from my g/f that night. Turns out I got the bonus of stomping on a shitpot..scuse me..turbo shitpot.
Never knew turbo toilet would go over so well eithe r
03-29-2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shamson5.7
Why do you ricers always have to get upset? HE was ******* with ME so I handed him his ***. It wasnt like I wanted to race. He instigated it. All I wanted was some food and some good lovin from my g/f that night. Turns out I got the bonus of stomping on a shitpot..scuse me..turbo shitpot.
Never knew turbo toilet would go over so well eithe r
Never knew turbo toilet would go over so well eithe r
03-29-2007, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparetire
The name is funny. The mirage is a nightmare. I'm from CO. Do the race.
What color is this mirage? I always love to check out cars that are actually fast and not just sticker-fied. Maybe Ill catch him at Sonic this summer.