Sh*t Camaro Owners Say: “ZL1 Stands for Zero Losses, I’m No. 1”

The Chevrolet Camaro sure is one badass car. And if you drive one, it makes you an automatic badass, right? Right. RIGHT.

For a starting price of less than $60,000, you get classic American muscle with an aluminum 6.2-liter V8 that puts down 580-horsepower and 556 lb-ft of torque. Good for a 0-60 time run of 3.9 seconds or a 0-smoke cloud even quicker. And that’s the main point in getting one of these: burnouts and donuts. Ladies love the smell of burnt rubber. This guy, Clyde Skynyrd, part-time bait and tackle worker and owner of this ZL1, knows the I’m talkin’ about.

When he’s not hollerin’ at the ladies or diggin’ his hands in worms, Skynyrd is out on local patrol for pickin’ up waste Ford Mustangs off the road. He takes the simple route by destroying them in pink slip drag races and sells ’em off to the scrap yard. It’s for safety purposes, of course.

Clyde is also kind enough to explain the random acronyms that are randomly placed on the car. ZL1 stands for “Zero Losses, and I’m No. 1,” and LSA stands for “Losing Sucks Ass.” He needs the reminder, because that never happens to him.

By a quick show of hands, who else here has a supercharged dipstick and an engine seatbelt?

Disclaimer: Don’t ever drink alcohol of any sort before driving or doing burnouts. You can tell this guy didn’t actually even drink the beer, he was faking it. So don’t. Seriously.

via [Muscle Vs Tuner]