Shut down a Maserati fly by
08-05-2010, 10:04 AM
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Shut down a Maserati fly by So I was heading to a friend's place for some drinking but swung by Wendy's for cheap dinner.
As I was about to pull out a silver car with those gay little fender vents was pulling out from the new large gym here. Looked almost like a Buick so I didn't really notice until he went WOT and it didn't sound very Buick...guy was a younger dude with spiked hair.
So I pulled out and chased him down, but he was on a cell and didn't seem to want to play so I went about my way. A little down the road I notice him coming up quick. Finally traffic clears up and I move over and slow to a 40-45 roll to wait for him, but instead of trying to line up he just goes WOT and tries to come around...so I just punched it too and by the time he was next to me I was finally building a little rpm in 2nd (no downshift to 1st from my speed) and started instantly pulling away but let off for traffic ahead.
He kept going on and got out front. Hoping he would head to the interstate but he didn't...rushed through traffic and turned into a weight lifting supplement store like his life depended on it.
As I was about to pull out a silver car with those gay little fender vents was pulling out from the new large gym here. Looked almost like a Buick so I didn't really notice until he went WOT and it didn't sound very Buick...guy was a younger dude with spiked hair.
So I pulled out and chased him down, but he was on a cell and didn't seem to want to play so I went about my way. A little down the road I notice him coming up quick. Finally traffic clears up and I move over and slow to a 40-45 roll to wait for him, but instead of trying to line up he just goes WOT and tries to come around...so I just punched it too and by the time he was next to me I was finally building a little rpm in 2nd (no downshift to 1st from my speed) and started instantly pulling away but let off for traffic ahead.
He kept going on and got out front. Hoping he would head to the interstate but he didn't...rushed through traffic and turned into a weight lifting supplement store like his life depended on it.
08-05-2010, 10:59 AM
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So I was heading to a friend's place for some drinking but swung by Wendy's for cheap dinner.
As I was about to pull out a silver car with those gay little fender vents was pulling out from the new large gym here. Looked almost like a Buick so I didn't really notice until he went WOT and it didn't sound very Buick...guy was a younger dude with spiked hair.
So I pulled out and chased him down, but he was on a cell and didn't seem to want to play so I went about my way. A little down the road I notice him coming up quick. Finally traffic clears up and I move over and slow to a 40-45 roll to wait for him, but instead of trying to line up he just goes WOT and tries to come around...so I just punched it too and by the time he was next to me I was finally building a little rpm in 2nd (no downshift to 1st from my speed) and started instantly pulling away but let off for traffic ahead.
He kept going on and got out front. Hoping he would head to the interstate but he didn't...rushed through traffic and turned into a weight lifting supplement store like his life depended on it.
As I was about to pull out a silver car with those gay little fender vents was pulling out from the new large gym here. Looked almost like a Buick so I didn't really notice until he went WOT and it didn't sound very Buick...guy was a younger dude with spiked hair.
So I pulled out and chased him down, but he was on a cell and didn't seem to want to play so I went about my way. A little down the road I notice him coming up quick. Finally traffic clears up and I move over and slow to a 40-45 roll to wait for him, but instead of trying to line up he just goes WOT and tries to come around...so I just punched it too and by the time he was next to me I was finally building a little rpm in 2nd (no downshift to 1st from my speed) and started instantly pulling away but let off for traffic ahead.
He kept going on and got out front. Hoping he would head to the interstate but he didn't...rushed through traffic and turned into a weight lifting supplement store like his life depended on it.
Good kill or whatever it was though, I bet he **** himself when you stopped his flyby.
08-05-2010, 11:39 AM
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not really a kill so much as raining on someone's parade
it was the way he was swerving in traffic because he was in the wrong lane to get to the supplement store...looked like he was rushing a pregnant lady to the emergency room
creatine after pumping mad iron isn't excactly an emergency
it was the way he was swerving in traffic because he was in the wrong lane to get to the supplement store...looked like he was rushing a pregnant lady to the emergency room
creatine after pumping mad iron isn't excactly an emergency
08-05-2010, 09:54 PM
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not really a kill so much as raining on someone's parade
it was the way he was swerving in traffic because he was in the wrong lane to get to the supplement store...looked like he was rushing a pregnant lady to the emergency room
creatine after pumping mad iron isn't excactly an emergency
it was the way he was swerving in traffic because he was in the wrong lane to get to the supplement store...looked like he was rushing a pregnant lady to the emergency room
creatine after pumping mad iron isn't excactly an emergency
Maseratis are ugly. JMO
08-05-2010, 10:38 PM
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**** man..You just killed a 90K baby ferrai...
A few years ago their was this guy in the sporty looking maserati at a Walmart parking lot. I pulled up in my srt10 viper and tried to say Hi and nice car ect. The guy blew me off like he was in an Enzo or somthing...
I never got a chance for revenge so I am living that through you..Thanks..
BTW.."Guns dont kill people...Nijas Kill people"
A few years ago their was this guy in the sporty looking maserati at a Walmart parking lot. I pulled up in my srt10 viper and tried to say Hi and nice car ect. The guy blew me off like he was in an Enzo or somthing...
I never got a chance for revenge so I am living that through you..Thanks..
BTW.."Guns dont kill people...Nijas Kill people"
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08-06-2010, 08:35 AM
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08-06-2010, 10:07 AM
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Pretty sure it was one of those bland creatures, don't know how fast they are or if they are at all...wasn't really worried about it so much as it was clear he saw me and thought to show off so I returned the favor.
I agree with the ugly comments personally. The silver wasn't helping him any...I seriously thought it was a buick for a moment.
08-06-2010, 01:21 PM
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For your viewing pleasure:
Top Gear had a three-way comparo between the Maserati Quattroporte GTS, the Porsche Panamera Turbo, and the Aston Martin
Bonus: This episode also featured the Camaro SS.
http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-...11_2036589.htm
Top Gear had a three-way comparo between the Maserati Quattroporte GTS, the Porsche Panamera Turbo, and the Aston Martin
Bonus: This episode also featured the Camaro SS.
http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-...11_2036589.htm
08-06-2010, 04:05 PM
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...sorry...4 door bubbly shaped silver cars are at the bottom of my "looks nice" list, especially with the gay (albeit "traditional") fender ports (and shouldn't there be 4 on each side since it's a v8?)
but I have different tastes I suppose, I also don't care for much of anything from mercedes and while some BMWs look nice I don't drool and spank it everytime I see one like a lot of people I know
but I have different tastes I suppose, I also don't care for much of anything from mercedes and while some BMWs look nice I don't drool and spank it everytime I see one like a lot of people I know
08-08-2010, 12:46 PM
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